preparations for les Demimondes:
costuming-check
set list and props-check
pedicure-check
RIDICULOUS TOTALLY UNINTENTIONAL PAGEBOY HAIRCUT-check

Oh fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck!! It is seriously never my hairdresser's fault because I go to him with ideas like "David Coverdale, but shorter" and then he does it, but then I'm actually stuck with a David Coverdale haircut but shorter. I am PRAYING that it's the humidity that's making my bangs shrink up against my skull because I will never get onstage looking like this. WHO IS GOING TO BE LOOKING AT MY PERFECT PEDICURE WHEN ALL THEY'LL BE THINKING IS WHY DOES SASHA; HAIR LOOK LIKE DAVID COVERDALE'S BUT SHORTER?!
It is extremely difficult to be professional under such circumstances, and it is particularly difficult after consuming most of a bottle of Stoly. I think I should just go to bed.
- posted @ 11:25 PM